Some of my favorite quotes

"If everything's equally important then nothing is important"
(Anonymous)

"Half the battle with work is getting it started."
(COLIN S. WALKER)

"G_d did not create the world in seven days; he screwed around for six days and then pulled an all-nighter." (Anonymous)

"If a man does his best, what else is there?"
- General George S. Patton (1885-1945)

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work."
- Emile Zola (1840-1902)

"Give me a museum and I'll fill it."
- Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)

"Give me a hard disk and I'll fill it."
- Ron Nessim

"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."
- A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)

"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."
- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

"Shut your F*** Garage!"
- Eric Belotti

"That makes me want to chug drano."
- (Overheard at the office)